Why did the river refuse to stop flowing

Because it couldn’t find its banks! Seriously though, as a hydrologist, I often think about how much we take water flow for granted. Just one small diversion can change an entire ecosystem. Let’s have a laugh while also reminding ourselves of the delicate balance we need to protect. What are some funny water-related puns or stories you’ve come across?

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I love the river’s sense of humor! It reminds me of how we sometimes get ‘dammed’ up by our own problems. If only we could all just flow around like water.

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